Hey need some MSN names? Well you have come to the
right place!!! (BTW there are some names in here that are dirty, or have swearing in them... don't say I didn't warn you!!
Tomatoes are red, ashes are black, go to hell and NEVER COME BACK!
I called your boyfriend gay... and he hit me with his purse
B.I.T.C.H = Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons
Alcahol doesn't cause hangovers... waking up does!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my great uncle.. not like
the passanger in his car
I'm so cool I make ice jealous
Like what you see? Call 1-800-YOU-WISH
I ran in to my ex the other day.... then I switched into reverse
and hit him again!
Friends are like....condoms, they protect us when things get hard
Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Seriously! My dogs have
been missing all day!!!
Everyone who lives dies, but not everyone who dies lives
Guys are like slinkies! Its fun to wash them fall down the stairs!
You are only young once... but immaturity is forever!!
Your as fake as press on nails!
You need to learn the rules... to break them...
He broke my heart... I broke his nose...
The penguins stole my SANITY
I'm independent and abusive... stay out of my way!
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits... I will not take advantage
of the handycaped
I WANT YOU...to go away!
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!! Well unless you are britney spears... and
you want to sing...
In the cookies of life.. friends are the chocolate chips
Bitches like me live like queens... but sluts like you live on your
knees
Any guy that can put up with my shit deserves a reward!
B.I.T.C.H = Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Humourous
....Is that your face? Or has your ass been misplaced?
A friend will bail you out of jail...but a best friend will be there
beside you sayin' "Damn that was fun!"
i would never do crack...i would never do a drug named after a part
of my own ass, okay?
ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
if you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t
you be able to go anywhere u want?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother
in law, they come out to Woman Hitler!
all i ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy
Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls
I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down
life is like a dick, when it gets hard, FUCK it!!
Two words guys hate "DONT" and"STOP" unless you put 'em together
I have always wondered why people bang their heads against brick
walls... Then I met you..
Don't let your mind wander. It's way too small to be outside by
itself.
So many people... So few bullets.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than talk to
you
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I
A day without sunshine is like... night
[busy] Walking my pet goldfish.
(insert clever comment here)
A wise man once said "I don't know, go ask a woman!"
I have taken myself hostage. If you ever want to see me again, send
me $1,000 for ransom
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
You know, the word gullible isn't in the dictionary
I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when
I am alone I am together
Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?
I knew that something was wrong when my imaginary friends would
not play with me
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Be unique and different, say yes.
(i forget where i got this from!)
